Hey, I'm Deandra and I go to Overland Park High. I am totally rocking these arms and I feel fucking fantastic. How are you?

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I had a dream that I had a robot boyfriend and there was also a zombie apocalypse and I was chilling in a room filled with carpets while my Algebra II teacher started swearing at all these little children gremlin things and did I also mention that I had a robot boyfriend and there was a zombie apocalypse

Robot boyfriends are hard to find and when you’re both part-robot in a zombie apocalypse you know you’ll survive no problem

And when I woke up my mom bought these fucking sick cookies and they were amazing

My summer was great

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Deandra The New Girl:

Deandra The Old Girl:

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skittle-happy-matt:

michellehoebama2:

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FIRST SENTENCE IS

"Crackheads hearing ribickAH"

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Woo your crush with these.

SAYS WHO.

SAYS WHO.

mernder:

Drew these lovely ladies

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  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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itsashleykatchadourian:

I was naked shaving my legs in the tub and I see this and I just felt so fucking uncomfortable

itsashleykatchadourian:

I was naked shaving my legs in the tub and I see this and I just felt so fucking uncomfortable

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abercrombier:

hello hi whats up so yeah these are some websites i use and they’re really really helpful and as of jan 1st. 2014, they alllll work!!!!! all of them are free, and somethings you could really use, please tell me if you need anything specific ill be glad to give you a link now weep with happiness goodbye -shakes x
download free music
download from 8tracks
watch free movies/tv shows
download free books
free microsoft word?
pretend to type an essay
like the sound of a coffee shop?
can’t remember the name of a song?
when to pee during a movie
convert youtube videos to mp3
best learning website ever
working out master post
winged eyeliner tutorial
pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
how to write a good essay
list of photo galleries
photoshop tutorials
kawaii emoji’s
this can solve any math problem
rainy mood?
wanna know who you write like?
create a fake tweet
upload anything from your iPhone etc. to your laptop
wanna know how stuff works?
learn how to study
learn how to make tumblr themes
the thoughts room
how to love yourself 
watch movies/draw/everything??? with your online friends
create some cool shit

abercrombier:

hello hi whats up so yeah these are some websites i use and they’re really really helpful and as of jan 1st. 2014, they alllll work!!!!! all of them are free, and somethings you could really use, please tell me if you need anything specific ill be glad to give you a link now weep with happiness goodbye -shakes x

  1. download free music
  2. download from 8tracks
  3. watch free movies/tv shows
  4. download free books
  5. free microsoft word?
  6. pretend to type an essay
  7. like the sound of a coffee shop?
  8. can’t remember the name of a song?
  9. when to pee during a movie
  10. convert youtube videos to mp3
  11. best learning website ever
  12. working out master post
  13. winged eyeliner tutorial
  14. pull an all nighter but do well on your exam
  15. how to write a good essay
  16. list of photo galleries
  17. photoshop tutorials
  18. kawaii emoji’s
  19. this can solve any math problem
  20. rainy mood?
  21. wanna know who you write like?
  22. create a fake tweet
  23. upload anything from your iPhone etc. to your laptop
  24. wanna know how stuff works?
  25. learn how to study
  26. learn how to make tumblr themes
  27. the thoughts room
  28. how to love yourself 
  29. watch movies/draw/everything??? with your online friends
  30. create some cool shit

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westcoastgold:

2013: A Year of Hits

Sooooo sick

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Happy New Years!

This reminds me of that time I was in a polygamous relationship.

But then I killed both of them. Horribly.

For all of you people reading this, don’t have a polygamous relationship with two white chocolate chip macadamia cookies on a Wednesday night.